What happens if the cat in the hat can't play game 3?

He wont kill QLD. Im not sure if he has ever played Five Eighth in the NRL? If he hasnt then I really dont think Ricky Stuart will put him there. Would he really put him in a position he has never played? In one of/the biggest Origin game to date? The pressure and intensity will be massive, the defense will rush at him all night long. I think Hayne is a great player, and if he had played 5/8 for the Eels then I think he would go ok, but I dont think he has. Greg Bird could go to 5/8 but I dont like that idea. Maybe bring in James Maloney. No he wont do that either.